Debe Lynne!

Way back in 2006, I feel in love with The Coochy! I went to a Slumber Parties Party with some friends and learned about Coochy Shave Cream - I was hooked! Then it hit me - IF I became a Consultant I could get Coochy WHEN I want, as much I want, on demand!
Oh Iโm soooo in!
Inevitably, I had a moment where I started to question what I was doing. Is this job a good fit for me? Should I keep doing it?
...And divine intervention happenedโฆ
The Following Is The Truth, Nothing But The Truth (For Real!)
My phone rang, and I looked at the screen, and it says โChurchโ ...obviously when Church is callin' you pick up!!! Hahaha! It's St Anthonyโs Catholic Church...
The conversation went like this:
โIs this DebeLynne?โ
โYesโ
โIโm Father (censored) of St. Anthonyโs Church, weโd like you to advertise in our Sunday Bulletin.โ
โFather do you know what I do?โ
โNo.โ
(Me After A Pregnant Pause)โฆ
โI Sell Sex Toys!โ
โOh My God!โ
โYes! I help hundreds of women say OH MY GOD every night!"
โOh My God!โ
โEXACTLY! And the great thing is I have the stamp of approval by St. Anthony Church!โ
โOh My God! Hahaha!โ
... After hanging up and laughing so hard that I didnโt have to crunches that day as my stomach muscles ached, I realized Wait A Minute! THIS. IS. A. SIGN!
I AM doing what Iโm meant to do!!!!
And Blessings Have Been Abundant Ever Since!
Cheers! Xoxoxo
Debe Lynne